Comments on: Almost, Knut, almost http://federalistpaupers.com/index.php/2007/03/27/almost-knut-almost/ Constitution Fanboys Fri, 17 May 2013 05:29:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Apollo http://federalistpaupers.com/index.php/2007/03/27/almost-knut-almost/comment-page-1/#comment-20377 Apollo Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:56:32 +0000 http://federalistpaupers.com/index.php/2007/03/27/almost-knut-almost/#comment-20377 Holy smokes, pandas are so dumb that we're going to have to start keeping track of their poo to make sure that they go. So now pandas: 1) Eat a vegetarian diet using a carnivore's teeth and digestive system 2) Show little interest in mating 3) Seem unaware of the intricacies of mating on those few occasions when they are interested 4) In the extraordinarily unlikely event that they are interested in mating and figure out what goes where, they can't be trusted not to kill their young out of incompetence 5) Can't be trusted to go pooh<em> despite a diet that consists almost wholly of insoluble fiber</em> It's a good thing Darwin went to the Galapagos instead of China, otherwise he'd have just stopped writing. Holy smokes, pandas are so dumb that we’re going to have to start keeping track of their poo to make sure that they go. So now pandas:
1) Eat a vegetarian diet using a carnivore’s teeth and digestive system
2) Show little interest in mating
3) Seem unaware of the intricacies of mating on those few occasions when they are interested
4) In the extraordinarily unlikely event that they are interested in mating and figure out what goes where, they can’t be trusted not to kill their young out of incompetence
5) Can’t be trusted to go pooh despite a diet that consists almost wholly of insoluble fiber

It’s a good thing Darwin went to the Galapagos instead of China, otherwise he’d have just stopped writing.

]]> By: Jamie http://federalistpaupers.com/index.php/2007/03/27/almost-knut-almost/comment-page-1/#comment-20373 Jamie Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:20:47 +0000 http://federalistpaupers.com/index.php/2007/03/27/almost-knut-almost/#comment-20373 I win Hubbard - too slow. I win Hubbard – too slow.

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