I really hate this sort of crap:
New customers are charged a $15 fee to cover the costs of setting up their accounts. This fee is assessed upon connection of utilities.
Why bother calling me a customer if you’re going to treat me like garbage? I’m sorry your bureaucracy is so exceptionally inefficient that it takes $15 worth of work for you to pass the word down to the garbage man to pick up my frickin garbage, but why must I pay for your stupidity? Oh yeah, because you’re the government!
Posted by Apollo in Grumblin Mumblins