Long ago, we discussed—on a high intellectual level—Asian-White mixed marriages. It appears that Asian girls are #11 on Stuff White People Like:
White men love asian women so much that they will go to extremes such as stating that Sandra Oh is sexy, teaching English in Asia, playing in a coed volleyball league, or attending institutions such as UBC or UCLA (please note that both schools’ colors of “blue” and “yellow” are intentional also the “A” in “UCLA” stand for “Asian” while the “B” in “UBC” stands for “Billion” try and figure out what the rest of the letters stand for). Another factor that draws white guys to asian women is that white women are jealous of them.
Take for instance the fact that asian women well into their 30s and 40s retain teen / college girl looks without the help of botox, yoga or a trendy diet (future posts). Asian women also avoid key white women characteristics such as having a mid life crisis, divorce, and hobbies that don’t involve taking care of the children (also future posts). Should white guy / asian girl marry, they produce hybrids that are atheistically pleasing, but are very annoying. This practice is also a means by which white people can catch up to the asian peoples in the population race, as most of the hybrids often act white rather than asian.
“Atheistically pleasing”? I think they must mean aesthetic, although who knows? Of all the many things I’ve been called, “aesthetically pleasing,” and variants thereof, have not been among them (at least when my dates were sober).
As for the “very annoying,” I plead guilty. I do, after all, blog at SNARKY BASTARDS. And there is the incident that earned me a special place in the hearts of certain Asian ladies (remember that like Judaism, Asian is matrilineal):
Back when I was in high school, a handful of Asian girls were discussing whether or not they should date White boys. Since I have an Asian mother and a Caucasian father , I was considered Asian in this conversation. One girl asked, “Should we date outside the race?”
I said, “Of course. Why should we Asian guys have all the bad luck?”
You would not believe resulting hostility.
I think to one of those girls in particular, I’ll always be persona non grata. Oh well.
Posted by Hubbard in Excruciatingly Correct Behavior, Race