Judge Bork should have been on the Supreme Court, if only because of this article on martinis:
Well, then, what is the description of the proper, indeed the perfect, martini? There is in this matter, as on every serious subject, a number of heresies. In the first place, a drink made with vodka is not a martini. A martini means gin. Second, olives are to be eschewed, except by people who think a martini is a type of salad.
I may disagree with him about the joys of bourbon, but I really want to have a drink with the judge.
Posted by Hubbard in Excruciatingly Correct Behavior