I was browsing old issues of National Review (don’t ask) when I found these pithy aphorisms. Enjoy!
From the pages of NR, Sept. 11, 1987:
Everybody knows everything.
Who says A must say B.
Just as good, isn’t.
You cannot invest in retrospect.
Wherever there is prohibition there’s a bootlegger.
In every project there’s a Schlamm.
You can’t divorce yourself.
Every member must pay his dues.
No excuse, sir.
If there’s no alternative, there’s no problem.
As I understand it, Rule #6 refers to Willi Schlamm, who was the sort of person who’s often right but always is a walking hemorrhoid.
Hubbard posted this at 8:16 AM EST on Wednesday, February 24th, 2010 as Conservatism , Humor , Philosophy
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Perhaps the greatest attack ad ever.
Hubbard posted this at 8:07 AM EST on Thursday, February 4th, 2010 as Humor
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How to create news:
Jamie posted this at 12:38 PM EST on Friday, January 29th, 2010 as Humor , Journalism
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(H/T )
Shatner Smackdown
Can anyone see Obama doing this?
Hubbard posted this at 11:34 AM EST on Saturday, December 12th, 2009 as Humor , The Passion of St. Sarah of Wasilla
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Finally, an explanation for Andrew Sullivan.
Jamie posted this at 3:08 PM EST on Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 as Humor , What Ever Happened to Andrew Sullivan?
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Besides being funny, this video proves that Nick Gillespie owns something other than black t-shirts.
Jamie posted this at 4:04 PM EDT on Friday, October 9th, 2009 as Humor
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Jamie posted this at 11:55 AM EDT on Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 as Humor
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God bless you James Tiberius Kirk
Jamie posted this at 1:44 PM EDT on Monday, September 14th, 2009 as Humor
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Please give 1-401-285-0701 a call. It’ll only take a minute.
Hubbard posted this at 4:24 PM EDT on Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 as Humor
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(H/T )
Jamie posted this at 5:00 PM EDT on Monday, August 10th, 2009 as Humor
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The RNC is being catty (H/T ):
National Republicans turned the tables on their political counterparts Wednesday by redirecting angry telephone calls coming into their switchboard to the Democratic National Committee.
The DNC released a Web video early in the morning accusing the GOP of inciting mob activity at town hall meetings.
At the end of the video, the DNC instructs people to call the Republican National Committee to express outrage. Callers who dial the RNC’s main number to voice their concern about the DNC’s charges are told to press 1, which sends them to the DNC’s main switchboard.
Hubbard posted this at 6:02 AM EDT on Friday, August 7th, 2009 as Excruciatingly Correct Behavior , Humor , Politics
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Tom notes below, the beer summit was a touch staged. Hops we can believe in, perhaps. I think if XKCD today had happened, the nation would be better off.
Hubbard posted this at 9:00 AM EDT on Friday, July 31st, 2009 as Excruciatingly Correct Behavior , Humor
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Genius.
Jamie posted this at 11:19 AM EDT on Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 as Humor , The Passion of St. Sarah of Wasilla
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Evidently AT&T has asked Michelle to choose her shoes so as to help with thier ad campaign.
Apollo posted this at 9:18 AM EDT on Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 as Humor
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