How to create news:
Jamie posted this at 12:38 PM HKT on Friday, January 29th, 2010 as Humor, Journalism
January 29th, 2010
Brilliant
December 12th, 2009
I love Sarah Palin
(H/T)
Can anyone see Obama doing this?
Hubbard posted this at 11:34 AM HKT on Saturday, December 12th, 2009 as Humor, The Passion of St. Sarah of Wasilla
December 3rd, 2009
Of Course…
Finally, an explanation for Andrew Sullivan.
Jamie posted this at 3:08 PM HKT on Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 as Humor, What Ever Happened to Andrew Sullivan?
October 9th, 2009
Breaking News
Besides being funny, this video proves that Nick Gillespie owns something other than black t-shirts.
Jamie posted this at 4:04 PM HKT on Friday, October 9th, 2009 as Humor
September 18th, 2009
Fabulous Headline of the Day
GOP frets it’s too surly with the fringe on top
(H/T)
Hubbard posted this at 12:41 PM HKT on Friday, September 18th, 2009 as Conservatism, Humor, Politics
September 15th, 2009
The Stormtroopers 9/11
Jamie posted this at 11:55 AM HKT on Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 as Humor
September 14th, 2009
How to Kiss a Woman
God bless you James Tiberius Kirk
Jamie posted this at 1:44 PM HKT on Monday, September 14th, 2009 as Humor
September 1st, 2009
Note to friends
Please give 1-401-285-0701 a call. It’ll only take a minute.
Hubbard posted this at 4:24 PM HKT on Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 as Humor
August 10th, 2009
ROFL
August 7th, 2009
Punk’d
National Republicans turned the tables on their political counterparts Wednesday by redirecting angry telephone calls coming into their switchboard to the Democratic National Committee.
The DNC released a Web video early in the morning accusing the GOP of inciting mob activity at town hall meetings.
At the end of the video, the DNC instructs people to call the Republican National Committee to express outrage. Callers who dial the RNC’s main number to voice their concern about the DNC’s charges are told to press 1, which sends them to the DNC’s main switchboard.
Hubbard posted this at 6:02 AM HKT on Friday, August 7th, 2009 as Excruciatingly Correct Behavior, Humor, Politics
July 31st, 2009
If only this had happened
Tom notes below, the beer summit was a touch staged. Hops we can believe in, perhaps. I think if XKCD today had happened, the nation would be better off.
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Hubbard posted this at 9:00 AM HKT on Friday, July 31st, 2009 as Excruciatingly Correct Behavior, Humor
July 28th, 2009
As Only Captain Kirk Can
Genius.
Jamie posted this at 11:19 AM HKT on Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 as Humor, The Passion of St. Sarah of Wasilla
July 8th, 2009
More Bars in More Places
Evidently AT&T has asked Michelle to choose her shoes so as to help with thier ad campaign.
Apollo posted this at 9:18 AM HKT on Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 as Humor
June 30th, 2009
Now THAT’s a bio!
Michael Arth is a long shot gubernatorial candidate for Florida, but at least he has a sense of humor in his campaign biography, which opens thus:
Michael Edward Arth was born near Liverpool, England at a U.S. Air Force Base on April 27, 1953. In 1955 his parents moved to New Mexico. This was followed by a move to Midland, Texas where he was taught at a parochial school by the Sisters of the Immaculate Conception, all of whom were named Mary, but none of whom were immaculately conceived. His own mother however was born on the feast of the Immaculate Conception, but named Evelyn Yvonne instead of Mary.
The family genealogy is known quite well in the far distant past and the recent past, but it is the chain of ancestors in the middle that is less certain. More than 3.8 billion years ago his ancestors were rather rudimentary life forms that either immigrated to Earth on an asteroid or were cooked up in the primordial soup. Leaping forward to modern times, it appears that his mother is a mixture of black Irish and American melting pot, including perhaps some Native American. A family genealogy traces her side of the family back to some Irish kings, including “Art Boy Cavanaugh” and Dermot MacMurrough Kavanaugh, who was the 12th century scoundrel from Leinster who sold out the country to Henry II of England in order to save his tee-na-na from a neighboring tribal chieftan who wanted revenge for kidnapping his wife. The same genealogy also claims that the family’s ancestors came to Ireland from Greece in the 2nd century.
Hubbard posted this at 12:43 PM HKT on Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 as Excruciatingly Correct Behavior, Humor
April 1st, 2009
‘Inferno’ Isn’t the Full Title, Jacqui
The British Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, has been caught in a rather embarrassing and silly scandal:
LONDON — Britain’s Home Secretary apologized Sunday for putting five pay-per-view movies on her parliamentary expense account _ including two X-rated ones screened by her husband.
Jacqui Smith admitted she should not have claimed any of the movies and said all the money would be paid back. She attributed the mistake to not being careful enough with a service package that included both Internet and TV….
“X-rated is not the same as porn,” the spokewoman said, refusing to elaborate. She spoke anonymously in line with government policy and would not release the names of the X-rated movies.
That last line deserves greater *ahem* fleshing-out. Fortunately, the BBC sitcom Coupling, had a lengthy and *cough* in depth *cough* discussion on exactly this matter (some NSFW dialouge).
Tom posted this at 7:45 PM HKT on Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 as Humor, Lord, What Fools These Mortals Be!, Politics